COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
—and here I thought I’d never see this again.
Gotta love 13 year old girls who think everyone else is superficial sluts
In fifth grade there was a girl who came out as bisexual and screamed “OH GOD ITS SO HARD TO BE LGBT IN THIS WORLD” as her group of friends attempted to tell her that they still loved her and accepted her
3 years later she told me I wasn’t really trans and lgbt is fake
what is wrong with preteens
So this dude caught on fire after I was done chillen with matt smith
Me and matt smith chilling
Actual proof I am still a child
how cool would it be if trans activists just stuck to their activism and let radical feminists stick out ours wow that would be amazing
shut the fuck up
how cool would it be if TERFs stopped trying to segregate feminism and maybe like flushed themselves down the toilet also
how cool would it be if feminism was for all women and oppressed groups and not just who TERFs deem worthy????
i wanna collect all of u and just put u on an island somewhere and let you talk amongst urselves so ur all out of the way and not bothering me
"I wanna put all of you on an island so I can keep being transphobic trash without you all telling me I’m wrong. God, you can’t even be a trans-exclusionary bigot on this site anymore smh"
"Patrick Stump - Soul Punk (album cover)" by Aakash Nihalani
This is the original gif from them making the cover and it is my life goal for this guy to get the credit he deserves.
Why can’t more people think like John Green?
this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.
what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie doing drugs and getting arrested and lindsay is just eating activia
I love that the logic this post goes off of is that lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis actually switched bodies in order to film freaky friday
well yeah havent you seen the movie
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
was wondering the same thing^
You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
I know what I want for Christmas.