the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
theres this guy at college who wears a zipped up hoodie with a snapback poking out and whenever i look at him all i see is
if i ever misgender you:
- it is not on purpose i promise
- im very sorry
- tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
- spray me with cold water
what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square